Paris Hilton

I love Paris Hilton. Most people don't know that she inherited less than five million dollars. Now that's not peanuts, but there are literally thousands of kids in their late teens and twenties who inherit that much money and would kill to be Paris Hilton. She's taken no discernible skill or talent and built an empire. She's hugely rich now, and its almost all self made. Fuckin' a right. And it's pretty sad that she has a more intelligent take on energy policy than John McCain. Our. Country. Is. Fucked.