the other day, trav (my brother) and i were getting lunch at ihop, and our 40-something year old waitress very casually referred to the name donald as being "gay (i don't remember how the name donald came up in the first place, but thats beside the point)." it was very clear that she meant gay as in bad, not gay as homosexual. in hindsight i wish i had been quick enough to take trav's hand and look her in the eyes and explain that trav was my boyfriend and that we'd appreciate more respectful adjectives.
unfortunately, both of us were caught off guard and unable to come up with such a response; we merely agreed that she was an ignorant bitch after she left. you know, i get it when teenage boys call stuff gay, thats understandable, but for a 40 year old woman to think thats ok to do, to strangers, in public? damnit utah, aside from your natural wonders, you suck donkey balls.
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You're trying to hard. First, you think there's anyone going to read this who doesn't know who Trav is already? Second, don't say things like "sucks donkey balls." Just don't. Otherwise, welcome aboard. You want to be the first mate? Otherwise pick some other title.
i figured most of your friends wouldnt. and if i cant say things like sucks donkey balls, im not sure i want to be involved. so there
I'm just saying that "sucks donkey balls" is amateur. Call someone a cum nugget, or tell them to shut their ballwasher - something funny and original, not trite and overplayed. I still think you have promise; these rookie slip ups don't phase me.
Correction 8 Amy - I didn't know who Trav was, so the clarification was welcome. And as far as trite phrases go, I don't hear Sucks Donkey Balls nearly as often as I should, so I feel drew on this one.
I'll post something interesting as soon as I'm not drowning in tedium.
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